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nipple nuts

A term used by older men who were seemingly in the military at one point in their lives and now employ the term in degrading high school athletes. Being a combonation of the simple terms nipple and nuts, it's effectiveness is increased tenfold.
If you don't finish this lap in under ten seconds nipple nuts, i will run your weak body into the ground!
nipple nuts by GK18 March 31, 2007

Nashua Nipply Nutbuster 

When your girl sucks and licks your man tits whilst simultaneously and vigorously beating your meat
Curtis: "Hey Heather how did your date go last night?"
Heather:"It went so well that I even gave him a Nashua Nipply Nutbuster to close out the evening!!"

nipplenuts 

The parts of the female anatomy that becomes hard and protruded when the temperature is cold.
Jill - "It's so cold that I'm freezing my nipplenuts off!"
(The female version of "Freeze my Nuts off")

nipplenut 

whenever you rip a fat nut and it lands on your nipple
i came lastnight and got a nipplenut
nipplenut by ozwaldd_ August 6, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026