A nap taken any time of the day, whether morning, afternoon, or evening. It is refreshing & reinvigorating. A Niknap will not affect your ability to sleep at night. Everyone should take a daily Niknap.

After a long day at the office, she came home to take a much-needed Niknap.

Niknap by Natalie Noelle February 5, 2017

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nip nap

another way of saying nap. a cute way of saying nap.

Donny: God, I'm super tired.

Cynthia: Awww, baby. Take a nip nap.

nip nap by TonyTheAnt November 28, 2006

Nipnapper

A nipple kidnapper. A person who steals nipples. This word can also be abbreviated as nipnapp. Past tense is nipnapped or nipplenapped.

Hang onto your nipples and hide your areola, there goes the Nipnappers.

Nipnapper by Sam Halleck September 23, 2010

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Nipaphobia

When you are scared shit-less of having your nipples touched or pinched! Or anything else freaky!

I found out that I have nipaphobia after my nipaphilliac girlfriend got touchy with my nipples!

Nipaphobia by Cheechcha and Chonga March 3, 2010

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nip nap

The act of taking a nap while resting your head on the bounteous bosoms of your girlfriend, wife, chick you met in line at the bank, etc., occasionally awakening to suck on those lovely nipples while murmuring "Mama." Usually post-coital, but need not be.

Trevor: Holy shit! Did you see the tits on that dame?

Steve: Man, I could use a nip nap.

Both: Mama!

nip nap by SizzT June 15, 2009

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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