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Ninja sext 

When you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don't know you took. Especially useful as a pick-up technique.
"Dude, Anna just sent me a ninja sext!!"

"What do you mean?"

"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"

"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."
Ninja sext by Ninjasextmaster69 August 7, 2011
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Ninjasexual fetish 

<I>Ninjasexual fetish:</I>

: Frequently found in individuals who are ninjasexual

: This fetish is generally found in people who are aroused by ninja's, ninjasexuals, and the basic theory’s and concepts of ninjasexuality.

: Found in persons who are excited by dark clothing generally involving hoods and masks, sharp objects, daggers, throwing stars ect.

: The desire to be assassinated, and or a desire to assassinate someone who may or may not be of ninja sexual orientation.

Also see, ninjasexual as well as ninjasexuality
Suzy: The powerful silent ones turn me on, I think I have a ninjasexual fetish.
Ninjasexual fetish by JohnMS August 15, 2006

Ninjasexuality 

Nin·ja·sexu·al·i·ty
Pronunciation: "nin-juh-sek-sh-'wal-t-E"
Fuction: Noun
: the act or actions of sexuality involving ninja(s)
a: Having physical cohabitation with a person of ninjasexual orientation
b: interest in becoming ninjasexual or open to ideas of
c: the act of performing assassinations upon other ninjasexuals or non ninjuasexuals.
What sexuality are you?
I practice Ninjasexuality !
Ninjasexuality by JohnMS August 15, 2006

Ninjasexual

An orientation involving ninjasexuality please see for further details.
Your such a ninjasexual
Ninjasexual by JohnMS August 15, 2006
n. The act of having sex in a public location with the risk of being caught, but always escaping quickly and silently before capture or discovery, much like a ninja.
Ex: "The cops almost caught us having Ninjasex in the park, but we got away just in time."
Ninjasex by deadly.nightshade October 9, 2008

ninjasexualise 

liberating yourself from reality in honour of somthing ninjasexual

to drop trou in front of somthing ninjasexual... just so u can reveal yourself to the world in that one split second of awesomeness

bowing down to somthing ninjasexual

acknowledging your insignificance in the presecne of somthing ninjasexual, for the greater good
dude check out chris, he just totally ninjasexualised that coffee machine

haha check out katey, dude she just totally ninjasexualised that billboard

dude that shit is whack, im so gonna ninjasexualise all over it
Ninjatext is text that is the same color as the background it's on. You can only see it if you highlight it. It's really annoying.

People usually use ninjatext to say "jk" or "sarcasm" without ruining the joke.
It gets it's name because it's stealthy, like a ninja.
I was offended when that guy on that blog said he hates black people, but then I saw his ninjatext that said "Just kidding, I'm not racist."
Ninjatext by TheLollercoaster December 5, 2010