nincompoopery
The characteristic actions that define and identify a person as a nincompoop, i.e. the things that nincompoops do.
nincompoopery by GBofWI March 18, 2007
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nincompoopery by the_original_nincompooper December 8, 2021
nincompoopers
a group of stupid people
you guys are nincompoopers!!
nincompoopers by snickledumper January 27, 2015
nincompoopellectual
(n.) -- A person whose ideas and comments online are so inane and silly that he or she comes across as more of a nincompoop than a real intellectual.
"My uncle is smart and all that, he went to some Ivy League college, but in fact, he's a real nincompoopellectual most of the time, with all his silly ideas."
-- Overheard at a Thanksgiving dinner party in Teaneck, New Jersey in 2001
-- Overheard at a Thanksgiving dinner party in Teaneck, New Jersey in 2001
nincompoopellectual by PRwiz101 November 2, 2009
nincompooperation
a sense of entitlement that makes a person feel like they only need to help out when it's convenient for them
The latest of many examples of "nincompooperation"
wife: "I am cleaning up the flooded kitchen. Would you please let the dog in?"
husband: "You're the one who let her out!"
wife: "I am cleaning up the flooded kitchen. Would you please let the dog in?"
husband: "You're the one who let her out!"
nincompooperation by wantwhitesocks June 28, 2011
Nincompooperation
Nincompooperation by Kamisama K. November 22, 2019
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