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nilfisked 

To take inappropriate advantage of another using unethical behavior.
I regret buying that used car from that slick salesman because it turned out to be a lemon. I got totally screwed Nilfisked.
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nilf • Niles • Nilsu • Nilesh • Niles West • nilfen • nilsa • niles north • nilfisked • Nilisha

Nilfisked 

Unfairly take advantage of another by treachery, scam, duplicity and miss direction.
He gave me a roll of quarters and when I opened it up, it was full of nickels! I got totally Nilfisked.

niles north 

A rich school who spends their money on everything except the god damn bathrooms. Bought and demolished houses to build a $5 million pool, yet can't extend the stalls large enough so someone can actually fit inside. One of the most diverse schools in Illinois, yet you only see ghetto football players and annoying white cheerleaders.
Peter: did you see that group of ghetto football players and white cheerleaders?
Nathanael : Yeah they must go to Niles North
Nilesy: A sweet, funny guy to hang around. He's always a bit awkward but nobody really cares. He's frightened easily so I wouldn't watch or play any scary stuff. He's also caring,nice, and kind. Not super smart, but yet not dumb either. Which is funny because he looks like a nerd, especially with his glasses and hair cut. He usaully has black hair and brown or black eyes. And he's scottish and takes quite the offense if you start hating on him because he'll think its because of his accent. He also LOVES computer games, except Slender, but one of his favorite games is minecraft. And he also loves his cat a lot.
My boyfriend just broke up with me and now I'm heart broken.
Girl, its a good thing he broke up with you, what you need is a Nilesy.
nilesy by cutiesmith February 3, 2013
Nilusha a girl who like to touch squirrels and over obsess over Asian guys.
Nilusha once tackled me....
Nilusha by Gil2121 December 11, 2012
A Scandinavian name that is given to boys. A Nils is probably one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. In large groups a Nils will not stand out, but he makes a brilliant best friend. A Nils is nice, smart and will constantly make you laugh. When you need him, he will help you in any way he can.
-My best friend's name is Nils
-You're so lucky! I wish I had a Nils.
Nils by ilikechocolate^^ June 22, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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