Nilfs

Plural of Nilf
•Definition of Nilf- Non-bianary I'd like to fuck

Hey dude is that a group of Nilfs
Yeah I bet they just want mushrooms
And some cock with it 😏

by GayCockroach September 1, 2021

nilfisked

To take inappropriate advantage of another using unethical behavior.

I regret buying that used car from that slick salesman because it turned out to be a lemon. I got totally screwed Nilfisked.

by Don't Nilfisk me Dude. June 27, 2017

Nilfisked

Unfairly take advantage of another by treachery, scam, duplicity and miss direction.

He gave me a roll of quarters and when I opened it up, it was full of nickels! I got totally Nilfisked.

by Damnit. I'm screwed. August 17, 2017

niles north

A rich school who spends their money on everything except the god damn bathrooms. Bought and demolished houses to build a $5 million pool, yet can't extend the stalls large enough so someone can actually fit inside. One of the most diverse schools in Illinois, yet you only see ghetto football players and annoying white cheerleaders.

Peter: did you see that group of ghetto football players and white cheerleaders?
Nathanael : Yeah they must go to Niles North

by Factor analysis May 11, 2016

nilesy

Nilesy: A sweet, funny guy to hang around. He's always a bit awkward but nobody really cares. He's frightened easily so I wouldn't watch or play any scary stuff. He's also caring,nice, and kind. Not super smart, but yet not dumb either. Which is funny because he looks like a nerd, especially with his glasses and hair cut. He usaully has black hair and brown or black eyes. And he's scottish and takes quite the offense if you start hating on him because he'll think its because of his accent. He also LOVES computer games, except Slender, but one of his favorite games is minecraft. And he also loves his cat a lot.

My boyfriend just broke up with me and now I'm heart broken.
Girl, its a good thing he broke up with you, what you need is a Nilesy.

by cutiesmith February 3, 2013

Nilusha

Nilusha a girl who like to touch squirrels and over obsess over Asian guys.

Nilusha once tackled me....

by Gil2121 December 11, 2012

Nils

A Scandinavian name that is given to boys. A Nils is probably one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. In large groups a Nils will not stand out, but he makes a brilliant best friend. A Nils is nice, smart and will constantly make you laugh. When you need him, he will help you in any way he can.

-My best friend's name is Nils
-You're so lucky! I wish I had a Nils.

by ilikechocolate^^ June 22, 2012