Nilfs

Plural of Nilf
•Definition of Nilf- Non-bianary I'd like to fuck

Hey dude is that a group of Nilfs
Yeah I bet they just want mushrooms
And some cock with it 😏

by GayCockroach September 1, 2021

nilf

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.

Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!

by Nilf January 9, 2007

nilf

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck

That guy dizer uses a computer 24 hours a day but he is so hot. he's such a nilf.

by not_mickeyd_i_swear January 10, 2005

NILF

Acronym: Natty I'd Like to Finish

Wife: Honey, are you coming to bed with me?
Husband: Hell no, Football is on and I have a NILF.

by Spanky22 October 18, 2010

nilf

Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.

Oh, me so hoeny me fuck many, many nilf.

by Amoebabadass January 2, 2009

nilf

Nurse I'd Like to Fuck

I saw this really hot NILF at the hospital

nursing students at Fanshawe College

by FatCobra September 28, 2005

NILF

A nun I'd like to fuck

Damn sister, you one hella NILF! Have mercy on my ****!

by purplesage August 27, 2012