Nightmarrhea
Nightmarrhea by the sl00t March 31, 2019
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Nightmarrhea
Also known as scared sh!tless.
A very creeping type of diarrhea caused by watching or experiencing scenes of extreme levels of creepiness or elongated exposure to creepiness, this can be photos, videos, real life experiences, or otherwise.
Known for ruining down the legs without being noticed by the owner.
One second you're fine, next thing you know your shoes are soggy,
Like a nightmare you never know when (after exposure) it is gonna get you.
Ideally you want to stay home near a bathroom once you first notice signs for 12 to 24 hrs until it passes, however more stubborn examples have been observed.
There is no known cure.
Exposure therapy can help, but more research is needed.
A very creeping type of diarrhea caused by watching or experiencing scenes of extreme levels of creepiness or elongated exposure to creepiness, this can be photos, videos, real life experiences, or otherwise.
Known for ruining down the legs without being noticed by the owner.
One second you're fine, next thing you know your shoes are soggy,
Like a nightmare you never know when (after exposure) it is gonna get you.
Ideally you want to stay home near a bathroom once you first notice signs for 12 to 24 hrs until it passes, however more stubborn examples have been observed.
There is no known cure.
Exposure therapy can help, but more research is needed.
Boss- "John I see you missed 2 days this week, do you have a doctor's note?"
John- "no sir I had nightmarrhea"
Boss- silence
John- "I watched a few creepipasta videos on Sunday, and later that night I watched signs"
Boss- "oh, is that all? Just don't let that terrible faith happen again.
In my youth that was child's play"
John- "no sir I had nightmarrhea"
Boss- silence
John- "I watched a few creepipasta videos on Sunday, and later that night I watched signs"
Boss- "oh, is that all? Just don't let that terrible faith happen again.
In my youth that was child's play"
Nightmarrhea by Z-link June 3, 2019
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1. Liz's husband turned into such a douche after they got married... now she's totally stuck in a nightmarriage.
2. Bill and Wendy got married before they even knew eachother. It's a total nightmarriage. I don't think it'll last.
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.