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Nightmarrhea 

Also known as scared sh!tless.
A very creeping type of diarrhea caused by watching or experiencing scenes of extreme levels of creepiness or elongated exposure to creepiness, this can be photos, videos, real life experiences, or otherwise.
Known for ruining down the legs without being noticed by the owner.
One second you're fine, next thing you know your shoes are soggy,
Like a nightmare you never know when (after exposure) it is gonna get you.
Ideally you want to stay home near a bathroom once you first notice signs for 12 to 24 hrs until it passes, however more stubborn examples have been observed.
There is no known cure.
Exposure therapy can help, but more research is needed.
Boss- "John I see you missed 2 days this week, do you have a doctor's note?"
John- "no sir I had nightmarrhea"
Boss- silence
John- "I watched a few creepipasta videos on Sunday, and later that night I watched signs"
Boss- "oh, is that all? Just don't let that terrible faith happen again.
In my youth that was child's play"
Nightmarrhea by Z-link June 3, 2019

nightmarriage 

1. A "nightmare" of a marriage - a marriage that only creates a living hell for one or both members.

2. A hastily planned marriage; one that practically happened overnight. Usually leads to definition 1 anyway.
1. Liz's husband turned into such a douche after they got married... now she's totally stuck in a nightmarriage.

2. Bill and Wendy got married before they even knew eachother. It's a total nightmarriage. I don't think it'll last.
nightmarriage by Peter W.N. August 8, 2009

nightmadream 

the word nightmadream is a word that will define your dream if it was a combination of a dream and a nightmare
last night i a nightmare that was also a dream, i guess i had a nightmadream
nightmadream by anonymous November 22, 2020

nightmadream 

the word nightmadream is a word that means

if you have a nightmare but it is also a good dream then it could be a nightmadream
last night my dream was good but also a nightmare, i guess i had a nightmadream
nightmadream by anonymous November 22, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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