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night monkey 

a prank when you get in someones bed while they are (usually) sleeping and and jump up and down and basically hump them
Last night Matt night monkeyed me and it was quite awkward
night monkey by M.att August 13, 2006

mississippi night monkey  

a white kid that knows his shit about cars, lazy, and likes to do shit at night.. its a combination of a mississippi wind chime + midnight at noon + porch monkey = mississippi night monkey...

monkey night 

a night of rampant evolution type activities.
some include:
*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher
*find fleas in eachother's fur
*pick who moves on in natural selection
*watermelon dancing contest
*bobbing for pickles
shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals
ahh man, i grew a tail
monkey night by turban man May 13, 2005

mickey money night

When families use their "child benefit" money to get shit-faced or spend all day in the pub and not actually spend the money on the kids, the first tuesday of every month.
Bob the taximan can't bloody wait for mickey money night
mickey money night by Rubber-can February 19, 2009

monkeyphone's retard night 

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com
I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!