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Nigger Check 

1) The turning of one's head from side to side to insure no Niggers are present prior to the telling of a Nigger Joke.

2) A worthless piece of paper that has no actual cash value.
Definition #1 used in a sentence:

Rush: (Does a Nigger Check first) "Hey Mel, tell us that joke about the bus load of Niggers going over a cliff."

Mel: (Doesn't even do a Nigger Check) "Good to see ya Rush. What's wrong with a bus load of Niggers going over a cliff?"

Rush: "Sounds like the driver had some talent on loan from god to me. Huh, Huh. Uh, what Mel?"

Mel: "There was one empty seat Rush"

Everyone laughs.

Definition #2 used in a sentence:

The invoice was sent to collections because the guy gave us a fucking Nigger Check.
Nigger Check by PenisBeavis September 4, 2011

nigger checkbook 

1. a ledger to a bank checking account that is constantly in a state of complete disarray due to overspending on bling, pimp hats and bottles of 40 oz malt liquor. It also can result from being unemployed for extended periods of time while continuing to buy ho's and such.

2. being so intoxicated that you have no idea who you are.
Pete: McCoy, your drunk again.
McCoy: Yeah, I'm fucked up like a nigger checkbook.

You bounced another check to me. You better get a CPA to fix that nigger checkbook of yours.
nigger checkbook by Plasty September 15, 2006

nigger's checkbook 

1. A term used to describe a state of intoxication (either by alcohol or someother substance)
2. All fucked up
After I leave the bar, I'm gonna be nigger's checkbook.

We smoked so much dope, I was nigger's checkbook.
nigger's checkbook by snake801 December 20, 2006

Niggers-Checkbook 

Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.
Niggers-Checkbook by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

niggerchicken

MMMM moms Ima go cook me up sum OG black chikn foo. UP on east grove strett nigga.

*cooks*
yo moms my niggerchicken burnd.
niggerchicken by LLAMACAWSz August 8, 2008
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