That dude who got the nicotine but he’s a fuckin fascist about it and uses absolute authority, cus it’s his nic, who gets all anal when people take too long of a rip or something stupid
Jack: “yo does anybody got nic for tonight?”
Sam: “yeah but it’s Rick’s vape, and that dudes a nictator bro, anything more than a 1.25 second rip and he’s gonna be mad at you”
Jack: “Damn, what a fuckin nictator, what is he, fuckin Nic-dolph Hitler?”
To "hook" more young people during a period when the number of smokers was on a downtick, tobacco companies increased the nickateen levels in their cancer-sticks to make it harder for "experimental" or "trial" smokers to stop once they'd started.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.