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Nicklength

A Nicklength is a scientific measuring unit, much like a Plancklength. It measures about six inches on a good day. The measurement is derived from the length of an average penis.
"Dude, how tall do you think that guy is? He's huge!"
"He is. He's gotta be at least 14 Nicklengths tall"
by CharlesWestingfield February 10, 2021
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dicklength

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.
Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."
by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013
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nicklewthepickle

title of the biggest cucks on discord.com
person 1: Did you see that? stim just cucked nicklewthepickle for the 37th time this week

person 2: oh yeah nicklewthepickle is such a fucking cuck!
by yahfather July 9, 2025
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