nick vitak

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Someone who is skilled in every demeanor. Unlike James Decarlo, he effortlessly rizzes up women by just looking at them. Not only does he gel his hair; he has an 8 pack. Is able to be like a ninja; he somehow knows information that is kept secret. His semen is like a treasure, for it shines a bright gold when excreted from his huge dick. Each milligram of his semen is sold for over 2.3 million on the black market because it can produce the strongest of offspring.

I wish when my boyfriend cums, it would be good. “It sounds like you need a Nick Vitak”

nick vitak by Brxsr January 28, 2023

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nick vita type beat

the bastard love child between teenage angst and a zumiez employee

"This song is a nick vita type beat."
"I don't get it, what does that even mean??"
"The less you know the better."

nick vita type beat by espyy May 23, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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