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National punch Nick in the face day 

December 6th is the one day when you can punch Nick Scat in the face
"oh man it's NATIONAL punch Nick in the face day. You know what that means"

"shit bro'

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle 

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.
What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.

Nick her in the passing 

To have a casual sexual encounter. Analogous to "Give her a portion" and "she'd do a turn"
Gary: "Dave, I think you have a thing for Gail"

Dave: "Nah, not really, I might nick her in the passing"
Nick her in the passing by Paxo February 16, 2009

In the nick 

Naked, nude, bare, unclothed, in the raw, starkers, in your birthday suit, etc
In the nick by something unique February 18, 2017

In the nick of time 

At the last possible moment.
Just at the critical moment.
Just in time.
The beautiful woman was saved just in the nick of time as some man untied her from the train tracks. She later gave him the best head ever.

Nick and a dog in a bed 

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low
Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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