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nice tits 

breasts or chest on a female found to excite the male observing them - usually causing an erection or hard on and possibly enticing the male to jack off.
she had really nice tits and she was kind enough to let me jack off onto them.
nice tits by newbruno August 2, 2006
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Nice Tits 

Its an insult to fat males with man boobs; sarcasm.
Chris: Its hot, i think I wanna take a swim in the pool.
Eva: Count me in.
(Chris takes his shit off)
Eva: whoa nice tits
Chris: Shut up bitch
Nice Tits by TheRealest718 November 19, 2010

Nice Tits 

Something done in a fashion that is spectacular, above and beyond, or way cool
Joe Shmo: Hey dad I got an A on my spelling test

Mr. Shmo: Hey son, nice tits

nice tits flash kids 

Friend: I like this icecream
You: Me too
You: Nice tits flash kids

nice tits cunt 

Person 1: Nice Tits Cunt.
Person 2: Awww Youre the sweetest to me I love you too.
nice tits cunt by Wang05 March 8, 2023

nice tits flash kids 

You : I like this television show ..... Nice tits flash kids
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