Nice Asshole

1. An asshole who knows he has to be nice to girls to get pussy!

2. A nice guy that knows he has to be an asshole to girls to get pussy!

3. When you become conscious of knowing when, where, and how to utilize your nice assholeness to your benefit to get pussy! When you have become a JEDI NICE ASSHOLE (all caps because of the respect it demands) as Jay-Z would say...I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Your swag is off the charts!!

Alex Rodriguez
Charlie Sheen
Vinny from Jersey Shore

"Harvey" character from the USA show "Suits"
"Hank Moody" character from the Showtime show "Californiacation"
"Vince" character from the HBO show "Entourage"

NUMBER ONE RESPONSE WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU ASSHOLE

Girl: "You're such an asshole"
Guy: Yea, but I'm a niiiiccce asshole!
Girl: Ok...you're cool.

"There is something about that guy but I can't put my finger on it. I guess it's because he is a nice asshole."

A girl who talks shit about a guy and then turns around and sleeps with him.

Nice Asshole by President of AOS August 6, 2011

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Nice blinker, asshole

A common Boston saying when driving, since no one in the city uses a blinker. This rude, yet common, driving behavior transcends all ages and gender.

"Nice blinker, asshole!" said the Bostonian as the yellow Subaru cut him off.

Nice blinker, asshole by Grant Rampus August 2, 2016

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I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE

When Tim fuck chick he put in asshore so it feer nice in peehore

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE is when josh fuck a chick in di asshore so it feer good in peehore

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE by DICHDONGREE June 18, 2018

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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