Nice Asshole

1. An asshole who knows he has to be nice to girls to get pussy!

2. A nice guy that knows he has to be an asshole to girls to get pussy!

3. When you become conscious of knowing when, where, and how to utilize your nice assholeness to your benefit to get pussy! When you have become a JEDI NICE ASSHOLE (all caps because of the respect it demands) as Jay-Z would say...I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Your swag is off the charts!!

Alex Rodriguez
Charlie Sheen
Vinny from Jersey Shore

"Harvey" character from the USA show "Suits"
"Hank Moody" character from the Showtime show "Californiacation"
"Vince" character from the HBO show "Entourage"

NUMBER ONE RESPONSE WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU ASSHOLE

Girl: "You're such an asshole"
Guy: Yea, but I'm a niiiiccce asshole!
Girl: Ok...you're cool.

"There is something about that guy but I can't put my finger on it. I guess it's because he is a nice asshole."

A girl who talks shit about a guy and then turns around and sleeps with him.

Nice Asshole by President of AOS August 6, 2011

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Nice blinker, asshole

A common Boston saying when driving, since no one in the city uses a blinker. This rude, yet common, driving behavior transcends all ages and gender.

"Nice blinker, asshole!" said the Bostonian as the yellow Subaru cut him off.

Nice blinker, asshole by Grant Rampus August 2, 2016

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I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE

When Tim fuck chick he put in asshore so it feer nice in peehore

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE is when josh fuck a chick in di asshore so it feer good in peehore

I RIKE TO FUCK CHICK IN ASSHORE FIR NICE IN PEEHORE by DICHDONGREE June 18, 2018

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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