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Newstox

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A combo of the words news and detox. When you take a news detox, ie no news in any way shape or form for you.
Newstox is very serious; it includes no radio, no TV news, no newspapers, no Facebook news, no news in any way shape or form. You can't even read the bbc news app on your phone.
Newstox by Uncle Dimma June 26, 2023
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Newstox 

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Detox from all news you see on television, not just social media.
Under extreme cases of newstox, you can probably only read the local newspaper.
Newstox by Uncle Dimma June 24, 2024
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Related Words
Newstox • Newsdox • newstoday • Newstolgia • Newstoon • newstorian • News to Me

newstoday 

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The hottest hangout in the history of mankind. Also known as "NT" www.newstoday.com
"Oi! You! Where ya been?"
"Sup beyotch, me been browsin' NT"
"No kiddin dawg, ditto!"
"Spiffalicious!"
newstoday by Jox September 17, 2003
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Newstoon 

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A newstoon is a graphical expression in drawings, sketches or photographs containing a message mocking, criticizing and debunking the views of the media operatives and pundits who think they have a monopoly on freedom of speech and show no respect for ordinary American people. A newstoon is a counter-punch by ordinary people using their intelligence, imagination and creativity to get under the skin of the media elite, politicians and others whose views and actions influence and impact our lives.
A newstoon is the right tool to counter the views, and sometimes the falsehoods coming out of the editorial rooms of newspapers and other news outlets.
Newstoon by The Blogtrotter October 19, 2012
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Newstolgia 

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The act of looking back on old trends (items, pictures, clothes, etc.) that fill you with nostalgia and reclaiming them in the modern day
Person A: I just cant get over the Y2K trend....its my newstolgia
Person B: My newstolgia is Pokémon X and Y
Newstolgia by InsideOutLongJohns May 19, 2022
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newstorian

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A person who creates new stories or newness into the universe.
Hey are you an newstorian ?
newstorian by Kqiix May 30, 2018
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Newsdox 

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News detox. Period. Not just a fox detox.
Newsdox is a very useful concept for your mental health.
Newsdox by Uncle Dimma July 3, 2023
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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