A nickname for Newsmax, spoken quietly by some of the network's performers, paid to broadcast the far-right party line, whether they believe it or not.
"Next up on Newsmocks", intoned the host in his dressing room, "security camera proof of Fauci in the Wuhan lab. Don't go away."
by Monkey's Dad August 3, 2021
Get the Newsmocks mug.A real man. No one knows where he came from. Some say he was forged when a single lightning bolt struck a tornado. Some say he is the reencarnation Hercules. Some say he is Hercules himself. Nontheless, he is one not to be messed with. If you ever have a question that needs answered, Newsock is always the answer.
When the teacher asked who the first president of the United States was, the whole class exclamed "Newsock."
by oh no :) October 22, 2010
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