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New Year New Me 

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.
Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!
New Year New Me by Trashist January 12, 2017
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New Year New Me 

Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.
Hoochie: New Year New Me :)!
Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.
New Year New Me by cptwannabe93 December 31, 2014

New year new me 

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.
Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin
New year new me by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

Mexican New Year 

When Mexicans shoot guns in the air to celebrate the arrival of the new year.
It was a Mexican new year in the barrio last night.
Mexican New Year by Onecheaprobot January 7, 2011
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