New year’s 

New year’s is basically the Earth’s birthday party and everyone celebrates it all together to show how thankful they are for the earth.

Anthony: HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!!
Ryan: Dude you know it’s the Earth’s birthday right? Of course not, you only think about yourself

New year’s by Petra Douvalakis October 16, 2019

new year's 

A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.

What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.

new year's by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

new year's 

International party day!

Guy1: You going to work on new year's?
Guy2: No fucking way.

new year's by tax012 January 8, 2009

new year's 

Where the world celebrates another rotation of the earth around the sun. In most countries it is celebrated on the 31st of December. However this is an arbitrary day. A new year should really start after an equniox (either spring or autumn, this is where the length of the day and night are equal, both are 12 hours) or even after a solstice (again either summer or winter). In this case this is where the day or night is at its longest for the year.

new year's is celebrated on the wrong day

new year's by Jimmy to the April 10, 2006

new year's 

a stupid and pointless holiday used to celebrate the death of the old year and the coming of the new

"why does everyone celebrate new year's its just any other day"

new year's by weird guy January 11, 2008

new year's 

the amazing time of year that you have reached with out being killes wich is onley created to have a break for two weeks that they call a vacation so before it you can say see you next year.

kid:see you next year
other kid:how old are you dumbass that stoped being funny in like the second grade
kid:no its still funny
other kid:yah to you

new year's by livi January 1, 2005

New Year's 

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?

There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.

New Year's by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021