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new year's 

A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.
What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.
new year's by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005
Word of the Day on January 1, 2008

new year's 

Guy1: You going to work on new year's?
Guy2: No fucking way.
new year's by tax012 January 8, 2009

new year's 

Where the world celebrates another rotation of the earth around the sun. In most countries it is celebrated on the 31st of December. However this is an arbitrary day. A new year should really start after an equniox (either spring or autumn, this is where the length of the day and night are equal, both are 12 hours) or even after a solstice (again either summer or winter). In this case this is where the day or night is at its longest for the year.
new year's is celebrated on the wrong day
new year's by Jimmy to the April 10, 2006

new year's 

a stupid and pointless holiday used to celebrate the death of the old year and the coming of the new
"why does everyone celebrate new year's its just any other day"
new year's by weird guy January 11, 2008

new year's 

the amazing time of year that you have reached with out being killes wich is onley created to have a break for two weeks that they call a vacation so before it you can say see you next year.
kid:see you next year
other kid:how old are you dumbass that stoped being funny in like the second grade
kid:no its still funny
other kid:yah to you
new year's by livi January 1, 2005

New Year's 

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?
There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.
New Year's by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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