New York Yanker 

A group of New Yorkers go out and buy a dollar slice for every member of the group. They then get in a circle and start violently masturbating using the pizza as a fleshlight. The last one to finish has to drink the gallon jug of previously gathered rhinoceros semen and eat all of the pizza.

"Did you get the rhino cum?" "Alright! Lets go hit the New York Yanker!"

New York Yanker by newyorker51 October 12, 2023

New York Yankee Workshop 

a sex position where you put 2 bats in both holes (vagina and buttox)

Dude, i gave her a New york yankee workshop, and she squirted while she was bleeding!

New York Yankee Workshop by Matt OC April 25, 2010

new york yankees 

probably the most hated baseball team.

New york Yankees deserve all the hate. A-Rod sucks anus.

new york yankees by Adrian May 30, 2006

New York Yankees 

1. The reason baseball is no fun anymore.
2. The evil empire.
3. A team that posers pretend to have liked since the birth canal, when in fact they only started liking them after they won the Series a few years ago.

Bob: I like the Yankees.
Jim: I will give you ten seconds to get a running start, after which I will hunt you down and murder you.

New York Yankees by Capheine December 10, 2003

new york yankees 

American League baseball team based in The Bronx, New York. They were established in 1901 and currently play in Yankees Stadium. Some famous players include: Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig,Mickey Mantle, Derek Jeter, Joe Dimaggio, Don Mattingly and countless others most of which have been inducted into the baseball hall of fame in Cooperstown.

Undoubtedly the most dominant professional sports franchise in the US and possibly the world. As of now ('06) 26 world series wins, 39 World series appearances and a history of winning, legendary players and professionalism unparalleled to any other ball club in MLB.

lots of people are jealous of the new york yankees because of their success, especially people who troll on Urban dictionary. Yankee fans don't care what others think, we stick by our team through thick and thin.

people point out the obvious by stating that the yankees buy players, no shit sherlock, every team buys players you pay players to play- hence PROFESSIONAL baseball, this ain't little league- the yankees are better at it because it has the biggest and most dedicated fan base in the US.

we also have johnny damon

new york yankees by Magik Bus October 4, 2006

New York Yankees 

The Yankees own everything and everyone- mostly because they have deeeeeeeeeep pockets, and can afford to buy everthing and everyone.

Guy#1"Look, the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
Guy#2"It's ok, they've got billions where that came from!"

New York Yankees by Bob September 29, 2003

New York Yankees 

the root of all known evil, past and present.

the Yankee$ lost the World Series to Florida...hahahahahaha

New York Yankees by Yankee$_suck November 17, 2003