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New Human 

Pronunciation: 'nu hyü-m&n' Function: noun/adjective

A 'New Human' (nex hyuman) is primarily someone who belongs to or was born after Generation Y. That's anyone born after 1978 and onwards. What makes them new is simply the fact that they have or are witnessing life in an
Indescribably unique time that also has been dubbed the mtv/net Generations where technology, culture, physical things, people, and places have all begun to merge which has spawned informatively, mentally, socially, and physically more demanding evolutions of lifestyle taken on by people that are seemingly considered to be smarter, stronger, faster, etc... based on what all has been available to them since the economic boom of the early nineteen 80's.
Another fact, which makes them new, is that since generation x, the entire World has not yet been able to agree upon a single classification for each
generation. They've each had more than a few names while the numbers of terms keep rising as the spread of confusion increases via uncontrollable global communications. These people are most definitely going to define 'The Adaptive Age' which starts at the end of the millennial generation (2003) and ends in 2025 approximately. These will be the leaders of a new breed but New Humans shall continue on being born for much time after 2025. At least until another breed of greater more uniquely different human is announced.
Anyone who was born after 1978 A.D. is a New Human.
New Human by Garrett Sawyer August 16, 2006
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026