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New Human 

Pronunciation: 'nu hyü-m&n' Function: noun/adjective

A 'New Human' (nex hyuman) is primarily someone who belongs to or was born after Generation Y. That's anyone born after 1978 and onwards. What makes them new is simply the fact that they have or are witnessing life in an
Indescribably unique time that also has been dubbed the mtv/net Generations where technology, culture, physical things, people, and places have all begun to merge which has spawned informatively, mentally, socially, and physically more demanding evolutions of lifestyle taken on by people that are seemingly considered to be smarter, stronger, faster, etc... based on what all has been available to them since the economic boom of the early nineteen 80's.
Another fact, which makes them new, is that since generation x, the entire World has not yet been able to agree upon a single classification for each
generation. They've each had more than a few names while the numbers of terms keep rising as the spread of confusion increases via uncontrollable global communications. These people are most definitely going to define 'The Adaptive Age' which starts at the end of the millennial generation (2003) and ends in 2025 approximately. These will be the leaders of a new breed but New Humans shall continue on being born for much time after 2025. At least until another breed of greater more uniquely different human is announced.
Anyone who was born after 1978 A.D. is a New Human.
New Human by Garrett Sawyer August 16, 2006
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016