The dirtiest and/or nerdiest person in class/work/home. Usually attempts humor to distract others from his/her stench. Usually fails.

Oh, geez, that neuteboom's a'comin'. Someone get a firehose. Maybe we can powerwash that shit off him.
by yo' mom May 29, 2006
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A Neuteboom is a rare trait only found in some kids. It is where a child is so dirty that the dirt solidifies on his skin thus creating a dirt layer on his skin. Sometimes passing it off as a tan he manages to get by

You see that kid over there

Yeah

What a Neuteboom, he says its a tan but really its just dirt

I wonder why he smelled
by Nuke!! May 2, 2006
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