Neuteronomy 

A book in the bible depicting an elderly man having his "package" ripped off by a pack of ravenous poodles

Timmy Green was very concerned when his bible teacher decided to read a passage from "Mother Gooch & Her 10 Fucklings" to the class instead of the assigned passage from Neuteronomy

Neuteronomy by lucious1 345 February 6, 2008

Deuteronomy

Biblical literature. Deuteronomy is the fifth book of the Torah and the last book in the section of "Law" in the Christian Old Testament

It has nothing to do with the female genitalia that were written in definition by these jackasses.

He will not fail you nor destroy you nor forget the covenant with your fathers which He swore to them. - Deuteronomy 4:31

Deuteronomy by BruhTwoPointO July 21, 2021

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 

A passage from the Bible which describes how a rape victim must marry her rapist, but only for a price.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (NIV)

If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006

Neuterotomy 

An operation to sterilize your pet. To neuter.

I'm taking the cat in for a neuterotomy this afternoon.

Neuterotomy by Brickie December 24, 2013

Deuteronomy

explains gods purpose in giving manna. To show his love for his people and to one day follow his ways again after the Adam and Eve sin. Its also known as the book of remembrance for what god expects and what god has promised

dear everyone

the book of Deuteronomy is a hope for me that i might get to sell my families first 2 cars for a new kia soul

I pray the book of Deuteronomy will guide me to greatness

and my future wedding

Deuteronomy by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

deuteronomy

A vagina. This is where a penis would normally be inserted (although there are other points of insertion). In other cases, it is where a woman inserts her vibrator, or where someone inserts their tongue, or fingers, etc. Lots of things can go up there, but they're all working towards the same goal.
A.K.A.---pussy

"Susie has got one fine deuteronomy."

deuteronomy by bcarter July 25, 2008

Grade six Deuteronomy and Leviticus 

retards, immature pricks, over reacting in small things, and people who has a mind of a fucking 2 year old retarded baby excluding me of fucking course.

Oh! Who are those immature, retarded pricks playing under the tree playing hide n seek?
Oh! Its the Grade 6 Deteronomy and Leviticus excluding me cuz im mature and im not retarded.

Grade Six Deuteronomy and Leviticus people are retarded especially us girls.

Grade six Deuteronomy and Leviticus by mrdickmcgee March 19, 2017