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Neuteboom 

A Neuteboom is a rare trait only found in some kids. It is where a child is so dirty that the dirt solidifies on his skin thus creating a dirt layer on his skin. Sometimes passing it off as a tan he manages to get by

You see that kid over there

Yeah

What a Neuteboom, he says its a tan but really its just dirt

I wonder why he smelled
Neuteboom by Nuke!! May 12, 2006

Neuteronomy 

A book in the bible depicting an elderly man having his "package" ripped off by a pack of ravenous poodles
Timmy Green was very concerned when his bible teacher decided to read a passage from "Mother Gooch & Her 10 Fucklings" to the class instead of the assigned passage from Neuteronomy
Neuteronomy by lucious1 345 February 6, 2008

Neuterotomy 

An operation to sterilize your pet. To neuter.
I'm taking the cat in for a neuterotomy this afternoon.
Neuterotomy by Brickie December 24, 2013

Noteboom 

The name for someone who really loves cows. Very nice person but really likes cows.
Fuck her and her cows. She’s such a noteboom
Noteboom by $teele$ February 13, 2019

Neuterbooter 

An inline rollerblader that keeps getting in the way at a skatepark
That neuterbooter needs to get out of here.
Neuterbooter by ColinSimson April 1, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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