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netzach
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A drunk singer doomed to spend his days
straddled
by a cute LP. Will often resist but
deep down
we all know
he likes it.
LP: "*Straddles and
nuzzles
Netz"
Netzach: "
aaaaaaaa
"
netzach
by
Splatz
October 19, 2020
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