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an image referring to nerd spongebob usually with a speech mark implying that the person above is a nerd and is used as an insult or comeback.

mostly seen in .gg/racism or balls/ballscord.
Bob: yo did you know-
Billy: *nerdbob*
Bob: I didn't even finish my sentence...
Billy: *nerdbob*
Bob: this is why your family left you.
nerdbob by smile_cup69 June 6, 2022
Words you can keep

nerdbob dungpants 

An oblivious sponge who is unaware of the slanderous rumors being spread about him and his intelligence.
"Nerdbob Dungpants is a fool, a clod, and a numbskull!"
Used as a word to define a person that no one likes online or in real life.

The NERD part comes from having no life because no one likes you, the BOT part comes from only playing with bots on counter-strike because no one likes that person online either.
"What a nerdbot!"
nerdbot by eMan April 27, 2004

NerdBomber 

One that has excelled to the point of specialization at being a dork. Not neccessarily an insult, it can be a term of affection.
Melly is such a nerdbomber.

or

Pee is such a Nerdbomber
NerdBomber by Rob November 14, 2003
A nerdbot is derived from two words. "nerd" and "bot". When these two words are put together, they form the compound word "nerdbot". What a nerdbot essentially is, is a person with no life and plays counter-strike 24/7, only stopping for food and occasional sleep. A person who is a nerdbot knows every L337 word in the L337 dictionary and even speaks "L337" in real life situations. A nerdbot also relates every real life situation to counter-strike. Nerdbots tend to stick together, so despite what people say, they do have friends.
"oh em gee, I hacked my teacher's exam." -nerdbot
"I sped hacked home to play cs guys!" -nerdbot
"WOW this guy is UB3R gay, he headshotted me with a dodgeball! A1Mb0t@!1"
nerdbot by cloud nine July 6, 2005
A nerdbot is derived from two words. "nerd" and "bot". When these two words are put together, they form the compound word "nerdbot". What a nerdbot essentially is, is a person with no life and plays counter-strike 24/7, only stopping for food and occasional sleep. A person who is a nerdbot knows every L337 word in the L337 dictionary and even speaks "L337" in real life situations. A nerdbot also relates every real life situation to counter-strike. Nerdbots tend to stick together, so despite what people say, they do have friends.
"oh em gee, I hacked my teacher's exam." -nerdbot
"I sped hacked home to play cs guys!" -nerdbot
"WOW this guy is UB3R gay, he headshotted me with a dodgeball! A1Mb0t@!1"
nerdbot by cloud nine July 12, 2005
Nerd is given to people that play too much counterstrike and self proclaime a title of "Pro"
Bot comes from the endless ownage of shooting mindless bots (that are in knife mode) while you "pros" go around creating a massive holocaust with endless amounts of ammunition
"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you"
- jimmy soul -
www.pwned.nl - go there and you shall see the biggest example of a nerdbot in da w0rld
nerdbot by Phyraxis October 14, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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