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neomie
neomie by Pazzaroney October 29, 2019
néomie
It’s a nice looking girl that is brave, strong, determined, kind and loyal. Can be loud and fun but can be super calm sometimes.
néomie by Cracker 10 October 22, 2020
noémie
Noémie is a girl that is BEAUTIFUL. She has an amazing personality. She is kind to all and is loving towards everyone. Everyone calls her perfect because it’s the truth. She’s who anyone would want to be. She’s shy around strangers but once you get to know her she’s a wild gal. I love you!
noémie by Dandelion<3 June 8, 2018
Naomie
Naomies are great friends and they stay true to what they believe in no matter what. They are amazing dancers, and will leave ur jaw on the floor because they are gorgeous and kind. Although they have a sassy attitude they are kind and loving person. Naomies are trustworthy and if you know don't lose them because there hard to replace.
Neomi
Neomi is one of the most gorgeous, highly intelligent, kind hearted, sweetest, witty, poetic and extremely hilarious females you'll meet. This females always speaks from her heart and is very honest. She's also loyal and loves deeply, more than most. And tends to say the most clever and funniest things at the perfect moment. Another thing about Neomi is that she's not premiscuous. She needs to be deeply in love, relaxed and comfortable first if she is to make love to someone. No one-night stands for this chic! She respects herself. And treats her sexual intimate relationship with her lover sacredly. And respectfully honors it to the fullest extent. She's well above a 10 as a girlfriend. And 1000% amazing as a wife! Love and treat her right and she'll make you the happiest person around. She's a definite pleaser in every aspect you can think of! Neomi, has the most beautiful heart, which is her true essence. And her love shows in all that she'll do for you. It has no boundaries. She's the type of female who you won't regret asking to marry. Your relationship with her will last a lifetime if given a real chance. Spend enough time with her, and you'll see for yourself, and know this to be true.
Do you know Neomi? Yeah, she was the beauty that got away. Whomever ends up with her is the luckiest.
Neomi by Crushingonher February 7, 2018
Neomi
a typically sexy girl, shes funny cute smart and knows the way to get to your heart. she can be a totaall mess at times but she will still be cool.she is a trust worthy person and will always help you no matter what
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