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Neoctphobia 

The fear of leaving the NCT fandom, only to return with 100+ new members to learn

(Neo-c-t-phobia)
Person1: Hey! Do you stan NCT?
Person2: I used to, I was hesitant to leave cause I have neoctphobia.

Person1: What?
Person2: *chuckles* How many members are there now?
Person1: 113
Person2: Wha- *cries*
Neoctphobia by Helena Kailar December 11, 2020
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noctophobia 

The intense change of emotions that occurs when the sun sets. Often non-frightening things turn very scary when night approaches and you are laying in the bed. Symptoms include: imagining the broom in the corner is a serial killer coming to murder you, carrying around a baseball bat just to go to the toilet, and burying yourself beneath mountains of blankets so the horrors of the night do not get you.
Oh my word! When my phone vibrated on my dresser last night, I was so freaked that I bashed it in with my fist.

Wowzers, dude. You must have had a serious case of noctophobia.
Related Words

Neophobias 

New and unusual phobias probably made up by 14 yrs old online so they can relate with others suffering real phobia or illness for attention. It's like neopronouns for phobias.

Ex: Urbdicphobia fear of Urban Dictionary
A: Waaa grass so scary!
B: Omg do you have grassophobia , me too
A: What's that
B: It's one of the Neophobias which is fear of grass
A: Oh i'm not grassophobia just genshin player
Neophobias by Severe Amogusphobic October 6, 2022

NeophobiA 

Fear Of The New...Yet To g0d...Nothing Is New...
8:39pm«@ NeophobiA» nah nothing new
...See? He Is A g0d...hehe
NeophobiA by _EV|L_B|TC|-|_ March 9, 2003

NeophobiA 

Godlike Being to be feared on Irc. Often Found pirating software, music and movies. Occasionally chats but sometimes believed to be a bot.
«@ _EV|L_B|TC|-|_» vVè£çò)v(é•ßáçK NÈOP)-(Oß|Å
NeophobiA by Anonymous March 9, 2003

food neophobia 

The fear of eating or trying new foods
sorry i dont want to eat that i have food neophobia
food neophobia by Grubbulus December 21, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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