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Neoboards 

The neoboards are one of the largest and badly monitored breeding grounds for n00bs on the internet.
"I'm going to the neoboards", "bring me back one of them horny 13year olds"
"1'll stip on cam for pb!!!!111"
"Paging: -insert name here-"
"I'm 13376!!!"
"I had toast for breakfast"
Neoboards by Giro April 26, 2006
A board pad invented by Burton that when adhered to the top of a deck is basically a snowboard without bindings. Or to some, a surfboard for the snow.

It seems people who surf are naturally better at no boarding than those who just snowboard. However it's really more your opinion and talent.
What is that thing? it's like a snowboard without bindings!

"It's a noboard, it does't have any bindings but it's a baller board to ride"
Noboard by OneSuperCow December 26, 2011
Related Words

Noboarding 

1. Any form of boardless sport.
2. The action, state of mind, or ethereal realm achieved via boardless sport and the community thereof
I. Babbydick: "what is Tom doing?"

Member of the Nold Collective: "He's noboarding, Adar."
II. "He was with Lucas, so he was probably noboarding. That Lucas tries hard to traverse the void to PDPSPP* existence as a noboarder."

*PDPSPP = pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-palatable
Noboarding by tmexcandy March 23, 2013

neowords 

new words/ words invented or implemented in recent history
Young people use a lot of neowords these days. For example, riz.
neowords by NightShriek07 May 14, 2023
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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