Nempism

A person diagnosed with the terminal illness which makes people seem autistic, idiots, or complete assholes, otherwise known as 'nemp.' The stages for nempism goes from 1-75. 75 meaning the worst case, 1 meaning not serious at all. Stage 0 is people who are not diagnosed.

Man: So what's wrong with me doc?
Doctor: Seems like you have contracted nempism.

by Virgin 4 Life April 11, 2015

Nemoism

The belief in the true god, Nemo. Nemo is the one true creator, he flapped his fins, and as he did this, the world was created. He created a Heaven for his beautiful creations, but when of his angels slapped him, he created Hell for all the bad people, and him. He decided to forgive people, so his plan was to kill his daughter, Dory for this.

Person1: Hey, will he come to the Christmas party?
Person2: Nah, he believes in Nemoism

by Moonman Moonman, can't you see November 21, 2015

Nemoism

Lacking an opinion on beliefs and disbeliefs.

Kayla: "So what's your belief?"

Lucas Grajales: "I don't have one, I'm apart of a Nemoism group.

by Lucas Grajales April 26, 2020