When you're trekking upstate and randomly find a lawn chaired person reading "Death by Black Hole" you know you found a nermit.
"It's bad enough Eryn won’t come to the bop but she lives so far away, it’s a journey to get there just so she can tell us she won’t come because human contact!"
When one gets upset at something or someone than decides not to take "the man upstairs" name in vain therefore blurting out "Dag nammit". Also used by midwest rednecks.