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The art of creating a smaller penis through crushing excercises for months and years. The erect penis is pressed to a solid surface a specific number of times , near orgasm, rock-busters are encouraged. The number of crushings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a smaller penis , but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Nelqing in Scottsdale, AZ, has classes for very dis functional men who nelq each other (with an assigned partner) and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm (like it’s counter part Jelqing). The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the “Low T (testosterone) Zone Arousal” and other such delights combined with the art of the nelqing. Nelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class has to dive in the jizz pool.
I've been Nelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 4” ...but I keep nelqing because gender transition surgery is too expensive for my son.
Nelqing by Th3RacoonMan March 4, 2024
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Absolutely fucking birds smoking darts and doing beers!!! Full send
That’s absolutely gone nelking tonight boys
Nelking by Jc00c38 July 6, 2021
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dreaming of ways to get the girl back into your life
Jimmy- Hey man! What you at? You outta it man!
Obi- Oh yeh man, just nelling.
nelling by hatestartswithc October 17, 2008
I’m just nelking here
nelking by kevo1178 September 2, 2021

G-Nelling 

When one selects to spend time with a girlfriend or video-game friends, instead of hanging out with friends who one has already said he will hang out with.
Fictitious example: Drew said he would join in a BFME2 game, but instead went G-Nelling.

Possibly Fictitious Example 2: We went to house across the street and Anonymous Arena'd or G-Nelled instead of join in the game.
G-Nelling by ForanPower January 19, 2008

nellington 

Look at her! She’s just a little Nellington.
nellington by mhm555 March 8, 2024
To give assistance or help to someone(s) based on bad information or understanding thus harming that person(s) instead.
I know you are trying to help the children, but this bill will actually put many of their lives in danger. You're actually nelping them!
Nelping by M!NT June 26, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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