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Spite Monkey Niggler 

Possibly the worst sort of spite monkey, can be male or female, who is a complete Malcolm, that is petty, vindictive and unpleasant. The females take princess syndrome to a whole new level while the males (if you can call them that) are shit eating brown nosers. The things they do cause problems for other people or are totally pointless, serving no purpose whatsoever except to feed their self-centred vanity. Typical of the pointless, stupid things that they do, is to vote against the top definition in Urban Dictionary just because it is the top definition. They are a stone in the shoe of humanity and should be neutered to prevent any possibility of them breeding, that or sent to a far distant galaxy.
Anyone who votes against top definitions simply because they are top definitions is nothing but shit for brains spite monkey niggler.
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Used to describe a group of stream snipers who neg
Bruh Tyler he is negging so much. I know he is such a negger
Negger by Thiccrat November 10, 2018
A person who engages in the act of "negging" which is short for negative comments.
Guy: "You're attractive for a big girl"
Woman: "Gross, I don't date neggers"
Negger by Speedy Chick 00 April 25, 2020
One who negs.
"Don't neg. Nobody likes a negger."
Negger by bananathepie01 November 27, 2019
People who annoy you by giving you negative reps for seemingly no reason.
Quit being such a negger.
negger by ninjaface February 12, 2009
A filthy lowlife lying scumbag, usually a journalist or reporter but not exclusively, can be a family member or friend, that will for money and/or recognition or just fun, feed off the vulnerability and misfortune of others by choosing to distort, exaggerate and sensationalize an event or situation by deliberate misuse of privileged information. A Neggert pursues personal gratification without any true care or consideration for the consequences of their selfish actions. In their vile actions, they unnecessarily pervert general public perspective with far reaching negative impact for all who are directly involved.

A Neggert IS walking talking, oxygen thieving social cancer. By profession is; a reporter, journalist, politician, or story teller. Other; a shit stirring family member that subscribes to Facebook or similar and flames a nothing event, into a catastrophic drama by twisting the facts; A plastic friend with a self-serving agenda; A digital friend, same as plastic but on Facebook only.

Neggertively: Acting as a Neggert.

Neggerted: To be subject to or a victim of a Neggert's behavior.

Neggertphant: The same as sycophant but specifically sucking up to a known Neggert or being a friend of a Neggert.
David: Did you hear about Mary abandoning her kids?
Richard: Thats not true, I know she is having a mental breakdown and she is very ill!
David: That's not what her mother told me!
Richard: Her mother is a fucking Neggert! Mary is not well enough to look after her kids and her mother doesn't want to help!

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Selina: Yee Haa, I got paid £500 for my last article!!
Evva: You're a Neggert Selina!! The poor woman that you wrote about committed suicide, you knew she was not well and you completely fucked her with your totally unnecessary article!!
Selina: Who cares, I got what I wanted..

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Sacha: What am I gonna do. I've been completely Neggerted on Facebook, I'm screwed!!
Christine: I warned you about Facebook, it's a Neggerts paradise!!
Sacha: But it's not the truth!
Christina: Sorry, but people don't care, they love spreading shit and the Neggerts know it!

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You never know when your talking with a Neggert until it is too late!
Neggert by pureexperience September 17, 2012
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Throat Sweats 

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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