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A filthy lowlife lying scumbag, usually a journalist or reporter but not exclusively, can be a family member or friend, that will for money and/or recognition or just fun, feed off the vulnerability and misfortune of others by choosing to distort, exaggerate and sensationalize an event or situation by deliberate misuse of privileged information. A Neggert pursues personal gratification without any true care or consideration for the consequences of their selfish actions. In their vile actions, they unnecessarily pervert general public perspective with far reaching negative impact for all who are directly involved.

A Neggert IS walking talking, oxygen thieving social cancer. By profession is; a reporter, journalist, politician, or story teller. Other; a shit stirring family member that subscribes to Facebook or similar and flames a nothing event, into a catastrophic drama by twisting the facts; A plastic friend with a self-serving agenda; A digital friend, same as plastic but on Facebook only.

Neggertively: Acting as a Neggert.

Neggerted: To be subject to or a victim of a Neggert's behavior.

Neggertphant: The same as sycophant but specifically sucking up to a known Neggert or being a friend of a Neggert.
David: Did you hear about Mary abandoning her kids?
Richard: Thats not true, I know she is having a mental breakdown and she is very ill!
David: That's not what her mother told me!
Richard: Her mother is a fucking Neggert! Mary is not well enough to look after her kids and her mother doesn't want to help!

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Selina: Yee Haa, I got paid £500 for my last article!!
Evva: You're a Neggert Selina!! The poor woman that you wrote about committed suicide, you knew she was not well and you completely fucked her with your totally unnecessary article!!
Selina: Who cares, I got what I wanted..

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Sacha: What am I gonna do. I've been completely Neggerted on Facebook, I'm screwed!!
Christine: I warned you about Facebook, it's a Neggerts paradise!!
Sacha: But it's not the truth!
Christina: Sorry, but people don't care, they love spreading shit and the Neggerts know it!

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You never know when your talking with a Neggert until it is too late!
Neggert by pureexperience September 17, 2012
Pronounced “Nigger” because when pronounced, the “t” at the end of the word is silent. This word means that you are thoughtful, caring, or compassionate.
Jarred is a real niggert. He asked if I was okay when I fell down the stairs.
Niggert by OutStrikiller February 2, 2019

Niggertude 

Attiude displayed by many underclass Black folks when things don't go their way, akin to acting Ghetto.
Shewa-wa and Nakia displayed much Niggertude when the cashier asked for ID to cash their welfare check in.
Niggertude by xzybit July 13, 2004

niggertron 

The Niggertron is an advanced piece of social engineering technology. It is a machine that consists of a chamber, that can contain a man, and a separate fuel chamber.

A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.

Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.

No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.

Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
The Niggertron is a green appliance that is predicted to be in every modern home next decade. Presidential approval pending.
niggertron by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009

Niggerty 

Someone the practice in the arts of a nigger
Cj why must u practice in the arts of niggerty

niggertoe 

A Brazil nut - a toe-sized nut that comes in a brown shell and is found in mixed nuts.
I like the niggertoes the best.
niggertoe by Grandpa's girl September 26, 2005
ex: Aye nigga, do you want some niggert?
niggert by nerdygirl1995 June 28, 2014
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