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neethling 

Neethling are known to have big dicks or juicy pussies
Look at that bulge it must be a neethling

Or
Look at the juicy ass pussy it has to be a neethling
neethling by Superdick5456 November 23, 2021

Neethling 

Neethlings are known to have 50 inch long dicks or juicy ass pussies
OMG, look at they're dick they must be a neethling
Or
WOW, Look at how juicy they're pussy is they must be a neethling
Neethling by Superdick5456 November 23, 2021

Dry Needling

The consensual act of being fucked in the ass without the use of lube.
Good Lord, Janis! You forgot the lube. I know you like it rough, but are sure you’re ready for dry needling?
Dry Needling by Ihateemail December 9, 2019

neiphlings

The collective term for neices and nephews; what you call your sibling's kids.
I'm so glad my sister took one for the team and had kids; my neiphlings are the cutest!
neiphlings by Trent S January 11, 2009

nephling 

The gender-neutral term for a niece or nephew (by analogy with sibling).

Nephlings are the delightful creatures you can adore and play with and who look up to you, but whose diapers you don't have to change and whose tantrums are not your problem. The warm feeling you get from seeing your nephlings is unconscious gratification that your genes are being passed on (indirectly) to the next generation, without any effort of your own.
How many nephlings do you have? How many of those are nieces? Anyway, my nephlings are cuter than yours.
nephling by Acheté July 12, 2007

netlingo 

A website that gives parents a very skewed view of strange textspeak that no child will ever use.
-over text-
Parent: WYCM? Let's talk F2F.
Child: ....what?
Parent: netlingo lied to me!
netlingo by ToujoursTard December 8, 2010