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neethling 

Neethling are known to have big dicks or juicy pussies
Look at that bulge it must be a neethling

Or
Look at the juicy ass pussy it has to be a neethling
neethling by Superdick5456 November 23, 2021
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neethling 

Neethling are known to have big dicks or juicy pussies
Look at that bulge it must be a neethling

Or
Look at the juicy ass pussy it has to be a neethling
neethling by Superdick5456 November 23, 2021

Neethling 

Neethlings are known to have 50 inch long dicks or juicy ass pussies
OMG, look at they're dick they must be a neethling
Or
WOW, Look at how juicy they're pussy is they must be a neethling
Neethling by Superdick5456 November 23, 2021

Dry Needling

The consensual act of being fucked in the ass without the use of lube.
Good Lord, Janis! You forgot the lube. I know you like it rough, but are sure you’re ready for dry needling?
Dry Needling by Ihateemail December 9, 2019

neiphlings

The collective term for neices and nephews; what you call your sibling's kids.
I'm so glad my sister took one for the team and had kids; my neiphlings are the cutest!
neiphlings by Trent S January 11, 2009

nephling 

The gender-neutral term for a niece or nephew (by analogy with sibling).

Nephlings are the delightful creatures you can adore and play with and who look up to you, but whose diapers you don't have to change and whose tantrums are not your problem. The warm feeling you get from seeing your nephlings is unconscious gratification that your genes are being passed on (indirectly) to the next generation, without any effort of your own.
How many nephlings do you have? How many of those are nieces? Anyway, my nephlings are cuter than yours.
nephling by Acheté July 12, 2007

netlingo 

A website that gives parents a very skewed view of strange textspeak that no child will ever use.
-over text-
Parent: WYCM? Let's talk F2F.
Child: ....what?
Parent: netlingo lied to me!
netlingo by ToujoursTard December 8, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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