neiphlings

The collective term for neices and nephews; what you call your sibling's kids.

I'm so glad my sister took one for the team and had kids; my neiphlings are the cutest!

by Trent S January 11, 2009

nephling

The gender-neutral term for a niece or nephew (by analogy with sibling).

Nephlings are the delightful creatures you can adore and play with and who look up to you, but whose diapers you don't have to change and whose tantrums are not your problem. The warm feeling you get from seeing your nephlings is unconscious gratification that your genes are being passed on (indirectly) to the next generation, without any effort of your own.

How many nephlings do you have? How many of those are nieces? Anyway, my nephlings are cuter than yours.

by Acheté July 12, 2007

nephlings

The plural word for the offspring of your siblings.

Nieces and nephews

I went home for christmas and got to see my nephlings.

Is your brother's son the first of your nephlings?

by phillim9 November 11, 2011

nephling

A failed attempt at creating a gender-neutral term for nieces and nephews. It fails because it is based on the word nephew. If I hear you say this word I will throat punch you.

John: Hey Joe. Have you seen this picture of my nephlings?
Joe: *throat punches John*
John: *dies because he was stupid*

by funnyfornicatingfeces September 4, 2012

niephling

niece or nephew; patterned after sibling ("sister or brother")

All of my niephlings attended my mother's -- their grandmother's -- funeral.

by inVinceble88 April 13, 2022

niephling

niece or nephew; patterned after sibling (sister or brother)

All of my niephlings attended their grandmother's -- my mother's -- funeral.

by inVinceble88 April 13, 2022