NEEWHAM is a random word made to throw people off in mid-conversation. It has no real definition, though in some cases can be used as a battle cry meaning, "I'm going to rape every single one of you and rip off your fingers and cram them down your throat. then i'm going to take off your leg and shuv it straight up your ass. I'l nail one of your balls to the ceiling and one to the wall and make you dance on a hot bed of nails while singing 'twinkle, twinkle, little star' as i whip you with your own intestines and make you bleed out of your eyes."
Native of essex, fond of wearing no clothes, aspirations of being an accaaaaaaantant, 9pm vomit watershed, ginger hair, conniseur of finenoodles (bachelors)
"Oh my god, i'm standing naked in the middle of essex,with my ginger hair flowing in the wind, its just gone 9 o'clock, im staring at a pile of my own vomit, which looks suspiciously like super noodles and I haven't even started my accaaaaanting essay." Who am i? Answer = Neeesha
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.