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NEEWHAM is a random word made to throw people off in mid-conversation. It has no real definition, though in some cases can be used as a battle cry meaning, "I'm going to rape every single one of you and rip off your fingers and cram them down your throat. then i'm going to take off your leg and shuv it straight up your ass. I'l nail one of your balls to the ceiling and one to the wall and make you dance on a hot bed of nails while singing 'twinkle, twinkle, little star' as i whip you with your own intestines and make you bleed out of your eyes."
"NEEWHAM!"
NEEWHAM by be.conspicuous. August 21, 2009
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neesha is a girl who has MORALS. she likes to have FRIZZZZEEEE hair. anyone who questions the frizz will be shot. this includes you sarah.
"oh my god what the hell is that on your head???" (sarah)
"my frizz you bitch. you must now die".
Neeesha by vicky November 27, 2003
Native of essex, fond of wearing no clothes, aspirations of being an accaaaaaaantant, 9pm vomit watershed, ginger hair, conniseur of fine noodles (bachelors)
"Oh my god, i'm standing naked in the middle of essex,with my ginger hair flowing in the wind, its just gone 9 o'clock, im staring at a pile of my own vomit, which looks suspiciously like super noodles and I haven't even started my accaaaaanting essay." Who am i? Answer = Neeesha
Neeesha by BONDAGE PYE November 17, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026