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Giving head to your lover
I love giving my boyfriend necktime.
necktime by Ilovedylanmichael November 16, 2014
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/nĕk əm/
noun
1. A person who acts dumb, stupid, retarded, etc.

2. Used commonly as an insult or jokingly term of endearment.

3. An a hole
1. The neckums continued yelling in the library, despite being told to stop.

2. CJ called out to Big Smoke, "Hey neckum, watch out behind you!"

3. "Kevin! Antonio just kissed your girlfriend!" "AARRGGHH!! That neckum!!
neckum by Baba K May 17, 2017

neckumcision 

A medical procedure involving the removal of excess neck skin, usually performed on a male with multiple weak chins, causing him to resemble an uncircumcised penis.

A corrective medical procedure to alleviate the appearance that one is wearing a turtle neck of their own skin.
It was so cold out today that John's neck skin rolled up over his head like a turtle, he should really think about getting a neckumcision to fix it.

If he got a neckumcision, you wouldn't have to rub John's back so vigorously to make him poke his head out of his neck.

neckture 

really rich kid hes good friends with his homie kidney and khk you'll catch him sitting in his mansion with 200 bands just chilling and cuddling on different online games with hella girls on his meat
everyone should be a neckture
neckture by 4LIFERS June 14, 2021

Necklump 

A violent or drug-addled criminal from Philadelphia. Named after the growth on Pensilvania senator “John Fetterman’s” neck.
My friend was murdered by a pack of necklumps over his bicycle.
Necklump by aleksandrsolzhenitsyn November 10, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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