necesscary

adj. combining necessary and scary

It is necesscary that you contact the IRS immediately regarding your reported income for tax years 2005, 2006 and 2007.

I had to figure out how to kill it before it killed me; it was necesscary.

That first jump from 10,000 feet was necesscary if I really wanted to skydive.

by hugh jafro February 17, 2010

Necesscary

Adj- Bad information you don't want to know, but have to. Usually related to the diagnosis of a serious disease, car repairs, relationships, etc.

When my doctor told me I had colon cancer, I had to do some necesscary research on the subject.

It was necesscary moment when my mechanic told me what was wrong with my car.

by Guy39SD June 14, 2010

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Necessary Evil

Not liking something but understanding that it has to be accepted (sometimes) or it has to exist.

Nimueh says that money creates many problems but he cannot imagine ehat the world would be like without it. This is a necessary evil.

by xsweet_vengeancex January 10, 2012

If Necessaried

When one has tickets to an NBA, NHL, or MLB playoffs, but the game they had tickets to becomes cancelled, as one team had already won the series. Only used for Game 5's, Game 6's, or Game 7's, the games that are scheduled as "if necessary," the derivation of the phrase.

Mike: "Hey, how was the Red Sox- Angels game last night?"

John: "The game was if necessaried; the Angels already swept."

Mike: "Ahh, that sucks."

by ghosterizer23 October 11, 2009

necessary erection

An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.

I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.

by Jaiger March 30, 2011

Morgan Necessary

Usually a petite girl who is very good at hiding all emotions. She isn't just a snack, she's a whole ass meal. She probably has freckles that are adorable enough that most people could spend hours counting them. She is very deserving of Sam's love, which is hard to come by. She found herself a keeper in Sam.

"I'm sad, I wish Morgan Necessary was here to cuddle with me" - Sam

by YourLover2041 November 6, 2019