4 definitions by Jaiger
The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)
I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.
by Jaiger June 1, 2010
by Jaiger March 15, 2011
When you sit on a plank of wood with your penis exposed and a bell in your hand and invite people to take swings at your penis in order to ring the bell and win a prize.
"I got bored with our usual sex, so I invited the girlfriend to step up and perform The Strongman"
"Well, that explains the bandages on your crotch..."
"Well, that explains the bandages on your crotch..."
by Jaiger September 9, 2011
She was blowing me and I was reciprocating, but once I saw that sweet starfish, I knew I had to star sixty-nine her.
by Jaiger May 29, 2010