Definitions by Jaiger

The Strongman 

When you sit on a plank of wood with your penis exposed and a bell in your hand and invite people to take swings at your penis in order to ring the bell and win a prize.

"I got bored with our usual sex, so I invited the girlfriend to step up and perform The Strongman"

"Well, that explains the bandages on your crotch..."

The Strongman by Jaiger October 7, 2011

necessary erection

An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.

I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.

necessary erection by Jaiger March 30, 2011

Peanut Rating System 

The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)

I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.

Peanut Rating System by Jaiger June 1, 2010

Star Sixty-Nine 

The act of analingus while executing a 69.

She was blowing me and I was reciprocating, but once I saw that sweet starfish, I knew I had to star sixty-nine her.

Star Sixty-Nine by Jaiger May 29, 2010