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Neanderthalitis

A migraine that one feels in their eyebrows causing the person to be conscious about their face resembling a Neanderthal. They also feel conscious about their Neanderthal-like posture that caused the migraine in the first place.
Jana: my head has been killing me for hours but now I even feel it in my eyebrows. Do I have Neanderthalitis?
by Wedotrollin February 21, 2025
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neanderthalistic

English Adjective meaning primitave, brutish, uneducated, or simple
The way he grunted when he asked me for a date was neanderthalistic.

His idea of solving world peace by arm wrestling is neanderthalistic at best.
by weletthem May 18, 2016
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Neanderthalis Decibelus

A type of loser.
Specifically a loser with a compunction to force EVERYONE to listen to their crappy taste in music, often using a lame stereo system.
If that Neanderthalis Decibelus doesn't turn his volume down I swear I'm gonna shove that boombox up his rectum.
by @pop_art July 28, 2009
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