neanderthalistic

English Adjective meaning primitave, brutish, uneducated, or simple

The way he grunted when he asked me for a date was neanderthalistic.

His idea of solving world peace by arm wrestling is neanderthalistic at best.

by weletthem May 18, 2016

Neanderthalitis

A migraine that one feels in their eyebrows causing the person to be conscious about their face resembling a Neanderthal. They also feel conscious about their Neanderthal-like posture that caused the migraine in the first place.

Jana: my head has been killing me for hours but now I even feel it in my eyebrows. Do I have Neanderthalitis?

by Wedotrollin February 21, 2025