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If your last name is Ndhlovu, you are incredibly handsome, beautiful and respectful. Good at sports, and is ofc a Child of God. Ndhlovu’s always dress nice and have a great haircut. Ndhlovu’s are great with everybody, especially the ladies 😉. Ndhlovu’s are the best people you could ever meet, if you have an Ndhlovu in your life, i expect u to be glowing 🤩.
person 1: Why is he so fine?
me: i think his last name is Ndhlovu
person 1: Ohhh that explains it. Dang he’s attractive.
Ndhlovu by @ilovetawanamuteves April 10, 2022
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Natalie Ndlovu 

someone who is extremely happy with an uncontrollable smile
“When my quarantine is over and we hit the club, I’m going to feel like Natalie Ndlovu”.

Hazel Ndlovu 

Loves tea, obv , amazingly talented, stupid but smart and is the baddest chick aliveeeeeeee!!!
Hazel Ndlovu by Miss_luvly November 24, 2021

Olwethu Ndlovu 

Now Olwethu Ndlovu is the definition of “if a crackhead was a person”. You will never meet anyone like Olwethu Ndlovu. Handsome/beautiful, funny, confident, caring and anti-social. You will never go a day with having a laugh at or with Olwethu Ndlovu. With such a caring persona, Olwethu Ndlovu could literally be the best partner you could wish for. But be warned Olwethu Ndlovu can be a bit wild sometimes.
Olwethu Ndlovu is literally has no social anxiety
Olwethu Ndlovu is the crazy parent of the friend group
Olwethu Ndlovu is the type of person to go through hell for you
Olwethu Ndlovu by Handsome Anonymous November 22, 2023
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