The fine art of looking at naughty email attachments, especially semi-nude pictures of models, while working on financial statements and other important things. Scholars believe the origin was lost in translation, but maintain it originated somewhere around New Zealand.
Person A: "Did you hear about the banker that was caught naughtytasking on live TV?"
Person B: "Yea, the only thing he's helping people save are those Miranda Kerr pictures."
Naugalettes, (pronounced nawglets) are the little offspring of the adult Naugas. Naugas are the providers of the raw material to create the synthetic leather called Naugahyde. Unlike the adults, Naugalettes do not shed their skin and consequently fall victim to slaughter to create a more supple and tender version of Naugahyde. This rare and quite lucrative material is only found in expensive Naugahyde upholstery. A little known fact is that Hillary's office chairs are ONLY allowed to be covered in this rare material. One can only speculate what it feels like to rest one's sore ass atop this supple, virgin material.
See above. Or picture a group of Naugalettes as those little fleas left behind on the seat of a Harley after some skank just rode up to Summerfest on it in 100 degree heat and left a stain or two behind.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.