Naughters 

Naughters are retarted and merpy thirteen to fifteen year olds who know everything perverted and are willing to share. Also, they do dumb things as of crashing into a lamp and falling in a bucket and getting stuck. These kids are a real pain, and they are pretty gullible, too.

Naughters- "Wanna Hear a joke from South Park?"
Regular person- "no, please naughters, go away"
Naughters- "You go away! Go @#$!!***!@#!@*@#!*@**"

Naughters by Missa Ellie December 10, 2011

Laughtershock 

(noun) The feeling of euphoria experienced after any amount, though usually intense amount, of laughter.
Numbness in the legs, arms, head, or any other area of the body may be an effect.
The effects are much like that experienced during and after an adrenaline rush.

After John heard that Obama was still in office, he laughed for ten minutes straight.
When he stood up, he fell over from his legs being numb from laughtershock.

BASEketball will give you laughtershock.

Laughtershock by The Original Taterbug August 12, 2009

naughts and crosses

A repetitive, addictive, yet oddly pleasurable game for two.
A grid of nine boxes is drawn. The players pick their symbol (a naught or a cross), then take turns to fill a box with their individual symbol. The winner is the first to complete a line of three symbols - diagonally, horizontally, or vertically. The loser will then immediatly demand a rematch.
This game is often played on the back rows of classrooms and lecture threatres in schools and Universities across the world.

"Please play naughts and crosses with me before I bite my own tongue off in boredom."

naughts and crosses by CasioClay December 18, 2007

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters 

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters by anon August 18, 2003

lock up your daughters 

The phrase is used to suggest a man looks very handsome/dapper and would be able to take advantage of your daughter

When a man walks in to a room wearing a new suit "you better lock up your daughters"

lock up your daughters by Bobbysez May 15, 2016

mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

yet another phrase for spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle etc

I'm off to visit mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

mrs palm and her five lovely daughters by internetpseud February 8, 2009

Nighters 

1) a way of saying goodbye at night
2) a shortcut for goodnight

person1: well i gotta go to bed now
person2: no you dont
person1: uh.. ya i do
person2: ok nighters
person1: bye

Nighters by KaimanaKenshin December 2, 2003