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Anything that can be described: Small, below average, pussyish, degenerate, or foul.
Example 1,
Person 1:"I bought a bang energy drink"
Person 2:"Ew! Thats impish."

Example 2,
Person 1:"Look at my rock collection, isn't it cool?"
Person 2:"Thats a very impish collection compared to mine."
Impish by DavidDaleDavis February 21, 2021
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impish pubic dweller

a miniscule furry rodent who tends to set up camp in and around your pubic patch
yo john once went a week with out taking a shower and then found himself infested with impish pubic dwellers

impisticated 

a word that Grayson Dolan made up in the "Re-Watching Old Videos On Our Channel" video on the Dolan Twins Youtube channel that is supposed to be intelligent
"That's just a more impisticated way of saying it."
impisticated by someteengirl January 31, 2018
Impesh act act of being impy, the lacking of all brain cells and common sense. The title impesh can't be given it needs to be earned. But what ever you do NEVER mistake impesh for impish the differences are as vast as your neighbor little Jimmy and the black man named Raquise that works at the local gas station who is a registered sex offender that rapes the masses. Also ANYONE who mistakes impesh for impish will be found and eliminated. Eliminated by who you might ask? Good question, The High Council™ this team is on another level of being they have reached god status in the multiverse these few people are the epitome of number one they are the best things that are and will be. This team of dictators consists of none other than The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Bruno Mars, and Snoop D-O double G. You stand no chance and if you think you do you're already a dead man.

Sincerely, Zach Galifianakis
Person 1: Hey I think McDonald's fries are made of dough

Person 2: bro wtf that would be a mini baguette you're such an impesh
Impesh by The Klussy Lord August 14, 2022
IMISHU is like internet slang for I Miss You!
Imishu by sucha_lady101 April 4, 2007

Mission Impissable 

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...
Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."
Mission Impissable by Halit March 6, 2009
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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