anarcho-NATOISM

Facetious far-left political ideology for anarchists who support NATO defense from outside aggression. This ideology uses the prefix "anarcho-" to suggest it is a type of anarchism in the same way other ideologies do - anarcho-feminism or anarcho-syndicalism. Together with the acronym for the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. NATO is often criticized by the left, which prompts some leftists who are not as critical of NATO to create this label.

"I think we should abolish the state, capitalism, and NATO is not perfect, but it is a valuable defense alliance against Russian aggression. You can call this anarcho-NATOISM!"

anarcho-NATOISM by LLexter December 29, 2022

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Anarcho-NATOist

Western leftist that engages in bothsidesism when confronted with any real world geopolitical scenario. Calls themselves a socialist but consistently denounces actually existing socialist states in the name of intellectual nuance, therefore

inadvertently fulfilling the strategic interests of the western imperialism and with that becoming NATO's useful idiots.

YouTuber and peadofile Vaush is the quintessential anarcho-NATOist

Anarcho-NATOist by therenegademaster June 6, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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