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National Titty Day 

Its National Titty Day, you know what what means anybody that you inform of this has to send you a picture of their breasts no questions asked.
Person 1: Hey its June 17th
Person 2: Ok and?
Person 1: that means its national Titty Day
Person 2: Whats that
Person 1: you got to send me a picture of your Breasts
Person 2: are you serious *takes out their phone and sends one*
Person 1: Thank You! Have a good day

National Titty Day 

Tell a female that it’s national titty day on the 9th of September and they have no choice but to send a titty pic
1: Yo it’s the National Titty Day
2: Fuck do I really have to
National Titty Day by MicDoodleBalls September 7, 2021

National titty day 

July 31 is national send your boyfriend a titty pic day.
"Hey babe guess what today is, National titty day"

National titty sucking day 

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties

National Titty Grab Day 

A day in which it is perfectly acceptable to grab a person's tits.
Him: * grabs her tits *
Her: "WTF, THAT'S TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE¡
Him:" it's national titty grab day, chill tf out"
Her: "ohhhhh, okay, fair enough then, grab 'em all you like"

national titty fuck day

Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking
dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14

i cant im hanging with my girl

dude thats stupid

nahh its not, it national titty fuck day
national titty fuck day by MegTaylor December 11, 2007
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