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National mole rat day 

A day to give back to that friend that is an actual freaking mole rat. She/he might as well live in the sewer. Now for this day you must walk up to this friend and lean in to a hug. When your face is next to theirs BITE THEIR EAR OFF, THEY WON'T EXPECT IT. Then pinch their nose and pull their hair and screem at them CRACKHEAD!!!!
I can't wait until national mole rat day! That friend is gonna pay!!! 😈
National mole rat day by Oger to die November 13, 2019

National Rat Lucy Day 

Every October 11th, National Rat Lucy occurs. If you want to participate, feel free to do a finger gun on your temple, then bite you lip. Bonus point if you have a short fringe
"Happy National Rat Lucy Day! "

National Ooga Booga Rat Day 

June 12th is National Ooga Booga Rat Day! Celebrate Rats all over the world by speaking in the ancient language of the ooga booga rat tribe. Honor the ancient Ooga Booga Rats by celebrating this day!
Today is National Ooga Booga Rat day, Im going to start chanting in the Ooga Booga rat language.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004