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national post 

canadian national newspaper, the canadian equivalent of the usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"
Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"

Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?
national post by maks October 13, 2004
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national post your bae day 

National post your bae day !! 🤪🤪 May 6th
“Hey today’s May 6th National Post your Bae day”

National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day

On May 14th you post an embarrassing/awkward photo of your bestfriend(s) on any social media.
For eg. *insert picture* caption: Happy National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day!

National post pictures of your best friends day 

yeah it’s National post pictures of your best friends day

national post your girl bestfriend day 

National Post Your Girl Best Friend day 

Today is the day to post your girl best friend and show her how much she means to you. Guys, post her and tag her in it so that everyone can know that SHE is your girl best friend. No ugly pictures of videos that she won’t like, only pretty ones she will enjoy! January 10 is the day!
john: yooo I just posted you on tiktok!
lacy: why?

john: January 10!!!
lacy: what does that mean?

john: its national post your girl best friend day!

National Post Your Bf Day 

national post ur bf day is august 1st, post himmmmm girl you got this
Girl: girl is August 1st
Girl 2: okay?
Girl: post your boyfriend bestie!!
Bf: huh?
Girl2: oh yeah it’s National Post Your Bf Day aka the day where you post your boyfriends
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