National Penis Day

In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.
James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"
by Poon-Master Phoenix September 04, 2003
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National Penis day

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good
Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day
by user194828 February 10, 2020
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National Small Penis Day

Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"
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National Penis Enchilada Day

National Penis Enchilada Day is a holiday on November 5th. Penis Enchilada was created on November 5th 2018 by putting random words together. Penis Enchilada is still used today
"Bro guess what's next week "
"What"
"NATIONAL PENIS ENCHILADA DAY"
by poosquash November 01, 2019
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National Sex Penis Day

June 9th. be as horny as you like and nobody can judge you?

in honor of zuc
Holy shit it's national sex penis day, its the greatest time of the year!
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Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick
It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!
by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022
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National Suck Some Penis Day

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022
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